Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Colliding worlds and parting ways

Initial note, shark fruit snacks are just as awesome as dinosaur ones. While Churchill was an advocate of dinosaurs, it's a known fact that Vikings preferred sharks, and vikings are rad. Hmm? You didn't know that fact? Well I guess that makes 'you' O. That's you, and that's how out of the loop you are, now go cry tears of shame for not being awesome like Vikings.

anyway, this post really has nothing to do with the title...or does it? Let's play a game called "Can you guess the hidden meaning in the title while I laugh at you for playing a stupid game instead of eating fruit snacks and being a Viking?!" Yeah! homohibilusdiscoveringopposablethumbssayswhat...man, this is not your day.

Why am I openly mocking my reader? Because I feel rather ridiculous myself today and I decided you should share in that. I have discovered ridiculousity through repeated inquiry returning null set. When attempting to solve the equation x+v*t+1/2*a^2*t the loop exits and program terminates without closing to zero.

So, what do you do when you wake up and realize you're not who you want to be, the road in front of you isn't the one you took, and the day is drawing to an end. You can't turn around, you have to go forward and make due before night falls. Or ya know, you could just man up, pick up the freaking road, put it back where it needs to be and start walking. However, the likelyhood is that you will simply stumble forward improvising and trying to work your way back to your destination until you find yourself in an entirely new unknown place.

Remember, kids, "Life is a cesspool. Dig it."

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